MechaFightClub

MFC is committed to ending the half-century of terror by seizing every remaining EGG and ending the war machine. This year marks a new beginning for Earth with the age of MFC: hilarious, cruelty-free mechanized combat sports.

Without EGGs, there are no more mechs. There’s only so many EGGs on Earth, and they’re all being horded by the corporate war machine. With your help, MFC’s agents plan to recover all 41,000 and make them available so YOU can breed the next generations of prize fighters!

Soon after the Cocktagon, Genesis generation mechabots will reach breeding maturity! Only 2 in 5 mechabots are hens, which we've found to be more intelligent. Around this time, more about our new world order will be revealed.

MFC is the official sport of the liberated peoples of Earth! MFC’s premiere professional tournament arena, the Cocktagon, finishes completion and we’re throwing the first-ever global tournament! Glory and breeding elitism waits for the champions of the Cocktagon.

Genesis continues with another exclusive round of EGGs for MFC's early-bird supporters. Around this time, we'll have constructed the Las Vegas Cockpit, the first-ever MFC amateur fighting arena. Don't worry, you can send your bird to fight from anywhere.

MFC’s first chapter begins as the first 6969 EGGs finish incubating and hatch new intelligent life, each with a provenance card which entitles your mechabot to fight and train in MFC’s official arenas!

Due to widespread demand, MFC is finally making mechabot ownership a public option, starting with 6969 pre-fertilized, highly potent EGGs. Based on our calculations, EGGs should take just a couple of weeks to incubate before you’re ready to train your sorta-living new best friend for arena combat!