Jungle Token

We thought he wouldn’t do it. We thought it wasn’t possible. We left him alone in his room thinking that he was just buying his fun little animal JPEGs, playing video games, and doing his homework while listening to lo-fi hip hop radio like all his other internet friends. No one was crazy enough to think my son would do the unthinkable and dare combine an ape and a mfer together. Wherever you are now, son, I hope you’re winning. I tried to stop him…I tried…